Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
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George R.r. Martin
GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.
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Ken Poirot
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.
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Delian Zahariev
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
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Carl R White
There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)
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Renata Ammazzini
More Quotes By Mark R. Jones
The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
